Name: Goliath
Breed: Ferret
Color: Champagne. From a website, "Champagne ferrets have warm milk chocolate brown guard hairs." Sounds yummy.
Owns: Rise
Street Names: ???
More: Goliath sits on Rise's head while he works. All of your customer service is done with ferret'y approval. If we ever produced a ferret-sized keyboard, he'd type with Gateron Clears on a ferret-sized Butterstick. It may have Infinikey WoB, for that classic look.
]]>Name: Captain Marko Ramius, named after Sean Connery's character in The Hunt for Red October.
Breed: Maine Coon from The Soviet.
Color: Black & Grey, like Batman. Does it come in Black or Grey?
Owns: .JSON
Street Names: Murder Mitts.
More: When he was a kitten, he was demoted to Lieutenant Poopy Paws. Cookie Monster, or murdering Cookie Monster rather. Swiping food from your plates, beware. Being the lorgest and shiniest boi in the house. Favorite keyboard? Marko has thumbs, so use your imaginations. He might actually be the one running TKC. He'd definitely be snagging one of those Sanctuary Rebirth extras when they land, because murder.
]]>Name: Grass Jelly
Breed: Shiba Inu
Color: Black & Tan
Owns: Mintlodica
Street Names: JB, Jelly Boi, Jelly Roll, Sharty (don't ask unless you really want to know), Crazy, Dingdong.
Age: 9 months old.
Weight: 15 lbs smol.
Likes: To shag the fluffiest boy at the dog park, even though he is fixed. Chewing up his houseplant siblings. Saying hi to every human and every dog, and is visibly pupset when ignored. Benebones, cheese. In Cheezus He Trusts. Typing in Dog-vrak. If his thumbs weren't useless, he'd use a Tofu 60% with Box Navies and KAM Little Pilot with an entire board of EXOTIC SHIBE KEY. Clickies because he's an annoying smol boy. Tofu because he'll eat anything, including his own sh*t. Plus, he's about 60% the size of a regular Shiba Inu. Dogs are great!
A reminder that his doge mom is streaming live on Twitch tonight! December 14th, 7pm ET (UTC -5:00). Follow for a notification.
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Soon after, a terrible storm appeared. Wild winds, lashing rain, and darkness. “Oh Duretto, where have you gone? Duretto! Come back!”
But Duretto was nowhere to be seen.
Key was so sad, but set off on a big adventure. He was going to find Duretto, and he would stop at nothing.
That night, Duretto went to bed. He closed his eyes, and wished for Key to be brought to life. The following morning, Duretto was woken by the most wonderful sound. Key had come to life!
One night, Duretto molded an extra-large switch with a distinctly unique colorway. It was blue and red, his favorite colors. He put arms and legs on his new friend, and set him down on his bench. This factory is the door to my heart, and you are the key. I shall call you Key, he proclaimed, and gave him a kiss on the head.
Everyday up until Christmas, we'll be sharing something! It may be a fact, an update, big news, or little bits about the TKC Staff.
Look out for the ~ wreath ~ for days where we may something big to reveal or giveaway.
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