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Advent Calendar – Fluff! with Goliath

Profile with TKC Staff: Goliath Name: GoliathBreed: FerretColor: Champagne. From a website, "Champagne ferrets have warm milk chocolate brown guard hairs." Sounds yummy.Owns: Rise Street Names: ??? More: Goliath sits on Rise's head while he works. All of your customer service is done with ferret'y approval. If we ever produced a ferret-sized keyboard, he'd type with Gateron Clears on a ferret-sized Butterstick. It may have Infinikey WoB, for that classic look.

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Advent Calendar – Fluff! with Marko

Profile with TKC Staff: Captain Marko Ramius Name: Captain Marko Ramius, named after Sean Connery's character in The Hunt for Red October. Breed: Maine Coon from The Soviet.Color: Black & Grey, like Batman. Does it come in Black or Grey?Owns: .JSON Street Names: Murder Mitts. More: When he was a kitten, he was demoted to Lieutenant Poopy Paws. Cookie Monster, or murdering Cookie Monster rather. Swiping food from your plates, beware. Being the lorgest and shiniest boi in the house. Favorite keyboard? Marko has thumbs, so use your imaginations. He might actually be the one running TKC. He'd definitely be snagging one of those Sanctuary Rebirth extras when they land, because murder.

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Advent Calendar – Fluff! with Grass Jelly

Profile with TKC Staff: Grass Jelly Name: Grass JellyBreed: Shiba InuColor: Black & TanOwns: Mintlodica Street Names: JB, Jelly Boi, Jelly Roll, Sharty (don't ask unless you really want to know), Crazy, Dingdong. Age: 9 months old.Weight: 15 lbs smol. Likes: To shag the fluffiest boy at the dog park, even though he is fixed. Chewing up his houseplant siblings. Saying hi to every human and every dog, and is visibly pupset when ignored. Benebones, cheese. In Cheezus He Trusts. Typing in Dog-vrak. If his thumbs weren't useless, he'd use a Tofu 60% with Box Navies and KAM Little Pilot with an entire board of EXOTIC SHIBE KEY. Clickies because he's an annoying smol boy. Tofu because he'll eat anything,...

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